29 March 2006

More Bored@Work Wednesday!

Adult Survey!!! For Adults only...;) Body: An adult survey. Be honest. If you aren't honest then what is the point. Fill it out and repost as a bulletin. Have fun.

1. Ever been to a male strip club?Nope - doesn’t sound too thrilling either, women are hotter by far!

2. Ever been to a female strip club?Yes - Loved it - and my lap dance, thanks RS

3. Ever been to a bar?Yep -

4. Ever been kicked out of a bar or a club?Nope

5. Ever been so drunk you had to be carried out of somewhere?Never - and don’t plan to ever get that drunk - its stupid

6. Ever been so drunk you blacked out?Nope -

7. Kissed someone of the same sex?YES - Girls are yummy

8. Thrown up from drinking too much?No - but I felt like I wanted too, only cause I had too much in my small tummy

9. Had sex with more than one person in a 24-hour period?How about two at one time? So yeah.

10. Had sex in a car?Heeh..

11. Had sex in a park?Not yet
12. Had sex in a movie theater?Not yet

13. Had sex in a bathroom?Many - Might I recommend the one in Huntington Gardens Library? Yes CK I don’t regret everything, only that I fell for your lies..

14. Had sex in a school?Nope

15. Have you ever been in an "adult" store?Many

16. Have you ever purchased items from an adult store?Oh yes!

17. Have you spent over $100.00 in one visit to the adult store?Yes, we did..

18. Is there someone you wished you never had sex with?Only one - and he reads this - NEVER settle for an egotistical one minute man!! (fuck.. was that even a minute?)

19. Is there someone you wished you would have had sex with?Yes - but I screwed it up by not waiting for him - DC it was my fault.

20. How many partners have you had?Not too many - and not too few

21. Have you ever received oral sex?If he’s getting, he’s giving! Or her.. ;)~

22. Have you ever given oral sex?I LOVE IT!

23. Have you ever had a threesome?Yep.

24. Have you ever used viagra (or anything like it)?Ummmm.. me? No.. wrong apparatus

25. Would you rather give or receive oral sex?BOTH!

26. Have you ever kissed a stranger?Yuck. No.

27. How old were you when you first had sex?30 (and it was with two pump guy! What a disappointment!

28. Have you ever had a one-night stand?Once - it could and would have been more, much more if he had anything to do with it, but what was amazing sex for him was TERRIBLE to me - GAG -

29. Were you honest in this survey?Why wouldn’t I be?

30. Are you horny now?None more than when I first started this stupid thing - God being bored@work is a terrible thing.

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