Answer if You Dare - Or - Ways to Amuse Yourself While Bored@Work!

Answer if you dare...

1. When you wake up in the morning feeling horny, what do you usually lie in bed thinking about?What or who? I have my ways (see ? 3).. and morning is always a good time.. if its a who.. he knows who is.. ♥RK♥

2. Have you ever secretly fantasized about having sex with a good friend?It's not a secret, he's my best friend and we've had it..

3. Do you own any sex toys? Yep - EVERY girl needs a B.O.B.

4. Have you ever snuck out of the house?LOL.. not my own, but someone else’s - and its not as "naughty" as you might suspect... quite innocent actually..

5. Have you ever smoked pot? Nope - Don't see the point

6. What's the most drunk you ever got?Umm.. I get tipsy easy, but I remember everything I've done.. though there was that one night with M and RK - I was pretty wasted

7. Who do you wish would kiss you right now?He knows who he is..

8. Have you ever spied on someone naked?I have a lovely neighbor that I don't have to spy on.. he puts it out there for alllllllllll to see.. and likes to watch as well. Nice.

9. Average number of times you masturbate per day:2-3 with many wonderful O's.. Do you really need to know these things? and why, exactly am I posting it publicly?

10. How much porn do you keep around the house?I don't keep any as I don't watch it..

11. Cucumber, zucchini or banana?I'll have to go to the grocery store and get back to you later on this one

12. Watermelon, cantaloupe or grapefruit?They've been compared to Cantaloupes, but they're about the size of small watermelons.. HAHAHA..

13. What brand of condoms is your favorite?I HATE CONDOMS

14. Oral, anal or the "real thing"?Yes please..

15. Ever used hard drugs?Does Vicoden for a tooth ache count?

16. Ever injected any drug into your veins?Insulin.. but its into fat.. and it was someone else

17. Ever visited a psychic?Nope.. but I do have ESPN.

18. Ever stole anything from a friend?BN told me once I was a klepto, but I think of myself more as one who frees people from too many material items - i.e. i borrow things and forget to give them back.. i'm terrible like that
19. Have you ever wanted to be involved in a threesome?WANTED to be? HAHAHAHA.. Old news.

20. What's your biggest well kept sex-secret? My Mom thought I was a virgin till last year. I was inexperienced.. but definitely not a virgin.. she just didn't need to know.. I know you were wanting something more juicy.. but I'll save those for him to know and everyone else to wonder about..

21. Are you blushing right now? Wait! Should I be?